|Yes...I'm sneering at you. Deal.
Richard, Richard, Richard...MUST you walk around SNEERING at everyone with those gorgeous eyes? DAMN you, Richard! I wanted to hate you...I really did. And when you fell to your death on the battlefield? You KNOW what we were all thinking: PEOPLE PARK THEIR CARS OVER THAT SHIT NOW!!! (OK not really as his bones were moved...but still. Creepfest, party of Richard!)
If you don't know about Richard's remains ended up...you MUST read this delicious weather.com article about his bones being found last year.
OK so hmmm...Elizabeth (the younger one). Was she a ho? Anne was hella bitchy and Richard was the king. Can't really blame a girl for falling into that den of iniquity, can we? WHAT a position to be in, too! "If the king loses, I'll marry Henry TYOOdor and be queen. If the king wins, I'll marry the king and be queen. Not too shabby!"
|How can I get
those gorgeous locks?
|Suck it, Henry TYOOdor;
my hair is better than yours.
|Henry, how's Sal down
at the barber shop?
Tell him I said Hi!
OH my God - how much am I going to miss Margaret?? She was fanTAStic. I am the mother of the King, HENRY TYOODOR...and my fence-riding douche of a 4th husband can suck it."
|Bow before the
Queen Mother, bitch.
Her cocky ass marched itself RIGHT into camp...and then the battlefield! She just sashayed her way across the bloody grass like she owned the place! It was fantastic!
And the whole time, Mama Elizabeth just bid her time at that country estate, just watching the weather and planning her magic. It was so awesome when her son came home; I have to google the crap outta that sitch and see what really went down. Clearly somebody thinks she switched her son with that poor kid who bit it with her other son, Richard. Or was it Edward? (Shit she had 10 kids. Who can keep them straight?)
|Ritchie, I want an
and I want one
I can't even blog anymore...I HAVE to go google. There is so much intrigue in the British monarchy over the centuries. I'm so glad people like Phillipa Gregory realize it and write about it...and make it positively yummy for the rest of us to swallow!
And since I am currently having a love affair with Starz, I just want to THANK them - once again - for backing the right horse and putting this FANTASTIC series on the air in the US.
And PS - want to know what King Richard would have sounded like??? HOW COOL IS THIS?!