Ugh. True Blood. What have they DONE to you? In the words of my cousin and fellow True Blood reader/watcher Jenn D, "what a mess!"
The storylines are all over the place. The actors seem like they're trying so hard to keep up. I actually stopped paying attention a few times last night because I was bored. BORED! By TRUE BLOOD!!! There was a day that would have been sacrilege. Now it's just the sad truth.
Let's get down to brass tacks. Do they want Bill to be Billith or don't they??? Is he going to be this scary-assed blood monster...or is he going to be...just...Bill? With a better hairstyle and more of a "go to bed young lady" tone? It makes ZERO sense.
OK moving on. Sookie, Sookie and more Sookie. I don't know...she's just so whiny and blah this season...and has been for about 3 seasons. Geez - I'd rather see her take her ass over to Bill's in her white nightgown, a la Season 1...and do the shiz out of his placenta-wearing ass. WHILE he's wearing the placenta!
|I want to be with you. No, Sookie. No,|
you. No, Hoyt. Wait. Where the eff
is Hoyt? No, Jason. No, you. Def you.
Eric. Lordddddd Eric. Thank god for him because I don't think I could watch without him. Now listen up, children...here are actually some good points about last night:
1) LOVE that Eric is flying again. And it's PERFECTION. Just straight up. The way he's supposed to. Kudos.
2) LOVE that he's the Eric from the books who loves Sookie and is always there for her, but will walk away from her dumb ass whenever she gets uppity or needs some Sookie space.
|You are not going to make me chase your|
fuckin' ass all fuckin season now Eric,
are you? Because I will. I fuckin' will.
Just say the fuckin word and I fuckin' will.
Tara - ew - I HATE the Tara/Pam bullshit. I would like them if they were just coy with each other once in a while or sitting in a booth at Merlots, giving each other knowing looks like in the books. But this full on Mommy/Daughter, Maker/Makee freak show is just weirding me out.
Another pro coming:
|I's is the only bitch all up in here who gits a BIG ASSED|
picture at My Purgatory because I look goood and wear
orange and yellow like a mother fuckin', hot-ass bitch.
OMG just get rid of the wolves. All of them. Kill 'em all and move on. THAT'S how boring they are....even WITH Alcide's ass being in our faces all night.
Jason...oh poor Jason. Please...PLEASE give this man something to do. I'd rather see him laying around half nekkid on the couch making stupid comments about the girl he banged last night. Must we watch him run around like a commando again this season? Just please make sure to make him funny. Please.
Sam - OMG again - GIVE THIS MAN A STORYLINE that doesn't involve a pack of ANYTHING except gum. Or beer. That is IT! I am SICK TO FREAKIN' DEATH OF WILD KINGDOM!!!
OK that's it for now. I need to go cool down...