Reign: The Creepy and the Cray Cray

Spoiler Alert:  Season 2 - Ep 7: The Prince of the Blood

Mary, I can't figure out whether I love you, or want to
take all your clothes and give them to the homeless.

Why isn't Francis just having Narcisse killed?  This is borderline ridiculous. Be a king, dude. Hell - he should have Bash do it.  AND - speaking of Bash...lordddddd give this guy a better storyline.  He's a solid actor...he's freakin' adorbs...he's Francis' brother for god's sake.  Geez.

Oooh LOVE Narcisse's commentary to Lola on the horse.  She is going to give in eventually...if she has a brain in her head! ;)

OMG HOW long are we oging to have to watch Francis and Mary bicker? This is so stupid.

And someone please explain to me...if Francis signed an edict..and they're hunting protestants, how is Conde running around freely and chit chatting with one and all?  He's a protestat. (And has some major hots for Mary, I might add!)

Hey Ma...want to up the
creep factor 'round here? 

Oooh this storyline with the little girls is creepy as all hell!  I love it!  But so sad! Way too sad for
Reign! :(  And Claude, yo.  M'girl is a little cray cray.

Hello? Does anyone even realize Bash has been shot with an arrow?  I love how it looks like he's dying while he's on the leaves...but then he's just got a teeny hole in his chest and is up and about like he's about to run a marathon five minutes later.  Lucky Kenna got a good...what?...1 minute appearance?  I guess that's more than I can say for Greer and the grey haired Sean Penn doppleganger she's married to.

OMG Francis you dumbass...just TELL Mary WTF is going on!  She's not a china doll for god's sake!  She can handle the situation a lot better if she knows what Narcisse is up to.  And again - why he's still alive is beyond me...other than the fact that he's got an evil, sinister HOTness about him that makes me want them to keep him on the show.

And m'girl Lola better get her hand OFF Francis' shoulder and KEEP it off.  Just go do Narcisse like you've wanted to ever since you read that stupid book, ya ho bag.

Vampire Diaries: Friendsgiving

SPOILER ALERT: Friendsgiving y'all. Season 6. 

Um...wha?? Did the guys just say Caroline slept with Damon??  Man they really rehash all the good shit while they're avoiding Friendsgiving!

Speaking of Friendsgiving...soooo much to say.  First of all...why is Alaric's not really but kindof girlfriend there if Alaric isn't?  Oooh bitchy witch JUST voiced that eXACT opinion!  BUT - why is SHE there? I mean, I know she's with Tyler...but still.  She's new and should shut her bitchy mouth. I dig Alaric's new kindof girlfriend and she kicked ASS on Prison Break...so blondie can just shut her curly-haired pie hole.

Oh NOW we're getting to the good stuff.  Kai and Alaric's kindof girlfriend are brother and sister.  And they're also brother and sister to the twins.

Ohhhhh...NOW we know why blondie's such a bitch!  She has to combine her power with her brother (wonder twin powers...ACTIVATE!) and then he'll die since he's the weaker of the two of them.  Well...frankly...I don't care WHAT her dumbass problem is; bitch was mean to Caroline!  WRONG way to be. I love that kooky vamp chick!

Uh oh...she's confessing to Tyler.  And since Tyler loves hisself some homegrown drama, he'll be all over her in seconds.

WHOA.  This is some DEEP SHIZ going on tonight.  Kai just stabbed Bonnie!  Luckily Alaric's Kindof girlfriend - aka JO - lived because Elena saved her.  LOL Damon JUST SAID what I've been saying; Joe has known Alaric for 3 days. LOL!

OMG Damon and Elena sitting at that bar together?? Heart...mush...wow.  I almost hope he brings Bonnie back and then dumps Elena's whiny ass. ;)

Black Sails Season 2: Flint is BACK!

Do NOT...mess with Flint.  Word. 

I have had zero clue what is going on since last week's season 2 premiere started.  But I do know one thing;

FLINT IS BACK, BABY.

You dumbass accountant moron.  Did you really think you could captain that ship?  ANY ship?  With FLINT on board??  Stick to taxes, little man.  Be a big shot in the financial world and leave the commandeering to Flint.