SPOILER ALERT: I wrote this while watching episode 9, "For King and Country".
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I grew tired of you a decade ago."...ROFLMAO! The king gets on my last nerve...but that shit was funny. And Catherine deserves it, too. She causes such destruction and then sits back and acts like she knows nothing about it. Bitch needs to "get hers". Nomesane? (That's "do you know what I'm sayin'?" for anyone who didn't get my sad attempt at humor.)
FRIG - I feel so guilty. I love Francis. I adore Francis. Yet Mary's not away from Francis 10 minutes and I'm already salivating over Bash. SHIT. This never happened to me with Vampire Diaries.
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You can't leave me, Mary!
I look scrumptious in black! |
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WHAT??? Mary MARRY BASH?!?!?! If that happens, I don't know what I'm going to do with myself. The second she and Bash were back from her adventure in the woods, Frahhhhncis was all KINDS of pissed off....and looking majestically badass in that black outfit. And I was RE-hooked. Sorry Bash...but Francis is just so pretty and full of baditude.
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Wonder which one of
them has a bigger...hat. |
Damn girl...Don't do this!!! What's with the private chamber plotting?? Love me some Bash but you are going to cause all KINDS or problems between brothers if you keep this cray cray up!!! Why do these women want to drive a wedge between brothers??? Have their mothers taught them nothing?? You pick one - and stick with him. End of story!! And, um, hello??? Do you have a brain in your head? Just marry Francis!! C'est la vie!! Stop playing God! I know Scots are awesome and all...but don't let it go to your head, bitch!
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Yeah. I'm hot.
And I'm not even British. |
OK you know what?
Nostradamus (who is actually somewhat Stefan Salvatore-hot when cleaned up) is annoying the crap out of me. One minute you're all sweet and ...like a little lost bird...and the next you're being a douche to that poor Rocky Denis girl in the dungeon! Make up your damned mind! It's no wonder she got pissed and killed your ass! (But who gave her the knife?? Catherine, so Nasty couldn't tell on her?? Which would mean Catherine knows about her. Which, duh, is most likely the case. But who the eff IS she?! Do the writers even know??? What is this, LOST???)
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| Separated at birth? |
And has anyone ever seen Nostradamus and John Krasinski in the same room at the same time? Just checking.
OMG Poor Francis. I can't even watch. He is getting so screwed!! In all areas of his life!!! One minute he's losing the love of his life...and the next, he's losing his crown!!!! Poor guy!! It'll serve her Scottish ass right if he takes off and goes effing every maiden girl within a 100 mile radius now that he's poor-and-cute instead of being rich-and-cute.
Speaking of...
Where IS Francis?!? WHERE DID HE GO??? Why isn't he in the scenes for next week??? OMG I am going to lose it. Seriously. I have not been this angry at a show in a LONG time.
See for yourself:
Bottom line - I canNOT sit back and watch her marry Bash-licious with Francis nowhere in site for weeks. THAT will just not work for me. It *is* the CW though...so I'm sure he'll be back next week and they're just messing with us in the scenes. Right? RIGHT?!
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Stefan...Damon...
Stefan...Damon...
Stefan...Damon... |
And (the following involves a Vampire Diaries spoiler for those of you who haven't passed season 1 yet) here's what else is ticking me off. I have put up with endless seasons of Elena bouncing back and forth between Stefan and Damon on The Vampire Diaries. It's annoying as hell. And if the CW thinks I'm going to sit back and watch that shit on a show that is SUPPOSED to have at least SOME historical accuracies....they are SADLY mistaken.
Damn, y'all. When was the last time I was this pissed of?!? Clearly I love this show!!!!
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