|Step OFF, bitch!|
OK so WTF has happened to the House of Stark? They're scattered all over the universe. I loved them early on when Ned was the head of the household and the boys used to frolic in the meadow with their wolves. I'll tell you one thing; that Arya is a badass. I think she's more competent to handle the throne than Rob. Lordddd that guy is a hot mess. Either send your MOM and wife home or tell them to fix you a turkey pot pie. Geez...do SOMETHING other than whine, dude.
|Why am I freezing out here|
when I could be skinny-
dipping with John Snow?
|It's the new Jan Brady!|
Holy hell - here comes poor Jamie Lannister and his hand hanging around his neck. OH SHIT - that wrist is looking GNARLY. Dayam. Take the milk of the poppy, ya dumbass! WHat are you thinking? That always makes me laugh when they try to tough it out when someone's basically pulling their skin off with the equivalent of a handmade hacksaw. Lovely.
|I just wish they'd give me|
something else to do but
bitch all damn day!
|I don't even know what|
to say about Sasquatch.
OMG Jamie Lannister you poor bugger. That story! He is going to FORCE me to love him, damnit. Why didn't he TELL anyone? And it makes him even more attractive that he didn't! And I swear, I think he's going to hook up with Sasquatch. I think I might even like it! She rules. Let's be honest. Starkmom was a fool to let her go. Hell - Rob's getting so uptight that he might lop off HER head next.
|I'm sorry, what? I wasn't listening. I was too busy|
coming up with my next douchy move toward Tyrian.
|I am the sceeviest man on this show.|
She was sitting there all smug at poor Tyrian...who has such a good heart. If they marry him off to Sansa, it'll be totally bizzarre...but AWESOME. You can't GET a better storyline! OMG Sansa is going to freak. Although - ew - does she want Littlefinger? Gross. SO sceevy. If I were her, I'd be all "sounds good to me!" I love myself some Tyrian Lannister. He's hot...and you'd laugh your ass off all damn day!