SPOILER ALERT: I am current in Game of Thrones as of Sunday, May 12th.
GO John Snow. I knew he'd stand up for himself to the dude who tried to cut him loose. John's been steadily growing a set since he got together with the furry people and Jan Brady.
OMG Rob Stark is thinking with NOTHING but his Johnson. It's pathetic. And his mother knows it. And she knows he's going to get them all killed.
Oh lordddddddddd...Rob Stark's wife has a bun in the oven. Even MORE to keep him from doing his job and thinking like a king.
Eeek...so the dude who almost killed John Snow and Jan Brady has a thing for Jan! OutSTANDing!
Uh ohhhh...Sansa is pouring her heart out to Anne Boleyn from the Tudors...aka the future Mrs. Joffrey Borathean. Who, PS, is AWESOME on pretty much any show she's on. Thank God Sansa has her to talk to. And I can't believe she admits what Joffrey did to her! (Do we know exactly what he did to her?)
Great conversation between Tyrion and his right hand man: "If you waste time trying to get people to love you you'll end up the most popular dead man in town." I agree with the right hand man. Tyrion wants Sansa...he just doesn't want to admit he wants Sansa.
I have a sneaking suspicion Joffrey is going to have his grandfather killed one day. I'm just not sure when.
Ohhhh boy. Khaleesi is about to steal s'more slaves. NICE.
OMG I feel so bad for Tyrion's whore. The poor thing. And I was cheering her when she stood up for herself. As much as I love myself some Tyrion Lannister, I'd have done the same thing. She has to look out for herself...and he can't have his cake and eat it too.
On the Borathean bastard:
Hubby: He's...he's...(then, simultaneously):
Hubby: The Full Monty's son.
Me: Fred Flinstone's son.
LOL!! So funny.
OH MY GOD they're going to cut off ________ johnson!!!!! Holy CRAP! That scene was horrifying!!
And now Jan Brady is realizing that John Snow has zero intentions of going over the wall with her and her furry friends. I thought she'd flip out on him...but instead...she jumped him! That was tremendous!!!