Warning: LOL! This may be the most shallow commentary I've ever given about an episode of The White Queen...or anything else! It's full of "he did her and she hates him and they suck and ain't she a bitch". And the HILARIOUS part about that is...this was real life! Well...sortof. They rewrite history...but real life runs in the background...we'll put it that way.
OK - let's get to it!
Why is Elizabeth being such a BITCH to Ann?? She's lucky to be alive, let alone wearing those dresses and living in that castle! BITCH! I want to smack her!
|Richard, please kiss me already. |
You is HOT boy!
Oooh snap! Margaret's mother is dying. Ew you can almost smell her through the screen. Gross. I'm surprised there isn't skin falling off her face. Meanwhile, Margaret's going to go do Jasper Tyooooooder the second her mother croaks. And rightly so. It's about time that women get a little sumpin sumpin.
|Ho, party of 1?|
YEYYYYYY Richard and Ann are getting married!!! I've been waiting for this for weeks!
|Weren't expecting me to be so|
aesthetically pleasing, were you
oh mother of Henry TYOOdor!
|Peace out from Princess Leia!|
SO happy about Richard and Ann. I think he loves her. I hope he loves her. She's the only one on in this whole situation with a conscience!
|Boy did I really back the wrong horse!|
What's the deal with Elizabeth and Margaret?? WHAT FUN! How delish! If they become allies, this show just upped its own anti.
And PS - how long until they have a heated, "I must have you now" scene between Margaret and her new hubby, Thomas? Yum. Can't WAIT!